Election Day Shocker
by Howard Applegate
    Willie Walkingstick, who many Germaine pundits wrote off as a “liberal gadfly,†pulled a surprising second place finish in the race for City Council. Walkingstick, with 34% of the vote, deprived front-runner Shawn Hedrick of an outright majority, forcing a fall run-off election.
    Walkingstick ran a campaign based on the issue of accountability, claiming that Hedrick had a conflict of interest, and would run rough-shod over the City Charter. He also promised to put forward a motion calling for the impeachment of President Bush, which was widely ridiculed, and attacked as inappropriate for a small town council.
    Enough voters evidently agreed with him, however, to push him into a replay in November.
    Hedrick said he is not flapped. “Walkingstick is nothing but a perennial troublemaker,†he said. “His silly antics will sway no one. Where do you expect Geena’s voters to go? Surely not to the looney left.â€
    Walkingstick just laughed when told of Hedrick’s comment. “We’ll just see about that,†he added.
    The number of Germaine citizens who voted soared to a record for a primary election. According to the Wilbur County elections division, nearly 70% of eligible voters cast a ballot. It was the first contested election in nearly two decades.

