In general, the stars over Germaine are laughing.
(March 21-April 20)
Youâ€™ve got sawdust for blood, the whine of the saws is the music of your dreams. It has been hard since the mill closed down, but after 15 years itâ€™s time to let it go. Youâ€™ve been unhappy with your job checking groceries at Arratolaâ€™s. Maybe itâ€™s time to go over to Central Oregon Community College and get one of those career tests. Find out what your potential might be. Lighten up on the wife, sheâ€™s doing the best she can with your limited skills.
(April 21-May 20)
This month might well see you climbing out of the woolsack where youâ€™ve been punching at all the ghosts of resentment hovering around your psyche. You will flex your generosity muscles, become more stable in your relationships, solid in the knowledge that you have triumphed. Others will be impressed. This is no time to treat your boss like the absolute idiot you know him to be.
(May 21-June 20)
You have no future this month. Sometimes, thatâ€™s just the way it is. Look out for that tru…
(June 21-July 22)
Your sister drops by around the 10th to tell you she is sorry about the bear. You will be amazed that you are no longer upset about what happened that winter night so long ago. You accept her apology and make her some hot chocolate. At the end of the month a deal comes through on that property on the flat by the creek. This will be a real money maker.
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Saturn enters your second house up in Sun Valley. You let him stay there while you take time out to examine your finances and stock portfolio. You realize you never really liked skiing and tell Saturn he can have the house as long as he never comes to visit you in your first home. You take it as a sign that it is time to start painting again.
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Your niece comes to live with you after your brother disappears. Youâ€™ll have to clean out that closet youâ€™ve been avoiding. All this new maternal activity will draw the attention of some of the lonelier men in Wilbur County. You may be able to get that website design contract and work out of the home. On the downside, the research youâ€™ve been doing on the wiggle room needs of red wrigglers will definitely be suspended.
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Your erractic approach to work gets you fired again this month. Youâ€™ll have to go further afield in looking for a job. Youâ€™ve been about through every possibility in the county. Time to dust off that invention in your basement. Nowâ€™s the time to get the patent and try to sell it to some mega-corp. Try to remember the little people when you strike it rich.
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Talk about the top of the heap! Go for that raise, apply for that loan, enter that highstakes poker game in Carson. You canâ€™t lose. After you win, work like there isnâ€™t enough time to get everything done and then take time out to really pay attention to your mom. She is going to tell you exactly where the gold is buried. It is definitely worth your time to travel to Phoenix for the Winter and spend some quality time with her. Donâ€™t worry, your house will be here when you get back.
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
That knee has been painful every since you fell through the ice and nearly drowned and were so cold on your way home that you slipped climbing over the rail fence and hit your knee on that old plow blade that shouldnâ€™t have been there in the first place. Youâ€™ll get a knee replacement on the 20th. But your jaw will still be sore where WW hit you when you made that crack about Indians on Columbus day.
We are the queen of tolerance this month, arenâ€™t we? Your newfound sexual orientation will open up many doors in your imagination and what gets going now will bear fruit far into the future. Be sure to take care of yourself while you are busy seeing to the needs of others. There is plenty of time to decide if you want to go for a PhD or just stick with the education youâ€™ve got. Donâ€™t make any hasty decisions right now.
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Party, party. The only melting ice you have been concerned about has been clinking in your scotch. But something changes this month. You begin to see him for himself and not just a reflection of your own beauty and wit. It is time to let go of some of the good time charley stuff and take on some responsibiity. Resolution, not dissolution is your watchword for the month.
(Feb. 19-March 20)
When you are able to focus you get a lot done. Around the 10th there is going to be a surpize in the mailbox. Open the package instead of your wrists and you will be very happy you did. Of course you are going to have to rewrite, but everyone has to do that. You have a contract! Be happy.
If Your Birthday Is in October
You were born with a slight chill that has never really left you. You thought global warming would lift it, but that thinking was both wishful and futile.
Disclaimer: This horoscope is presented for entertainment purposes only. The Germaine Truth does not endorse any particular system of divination.