The Stars Over Germaine for October

In gen­er­al, the stars over Ger­maine are laugh­ing.
(March 21-April 20)

You’ve got saw­dust for blood, the whine of the saws is the music of your dreams. It has been hard since the mill closed down, but after 15 years it’s time to let it go. You’ve been unhap­py with your job check­ing gro­ceries at Arratola’s. Maybe it’s time to go over to Cen­tral Ore­gon Com­mu­ni­ty Col­lege and get one of those career tests. Find out what your poten­tial might be. Light­en up on the wife, she’s doing the best she can with your lim­it­ed skills.

(April 21-May 20)

This month might well see you climb­ing out of the wool­sack where you’ve been punch­ing at all the ghosts of resent­ment hov­er­ing around your psy­che. You will flex your gen­eros­i­ty mus­cles, become more sta­ble in your rela­tion­ships, sol­id in the knowl­edge that you have tri­umphed. Oth­ers will be impressed. This is no time to treat your boss like the absolute idiot you know him to be.

(May 21-June 20)

You have no future this month. Some­times, that’s just the way it is. Look out for that tru…

(June 21-July 22)

Your sis­ter drops by around the 10th to tell you she is sor­ry about the bear. You will be amazed that you are no longer upset about what hap­pened that win­ter night so long ago. You accept her apol­o­gy and make her some hot choco­late. At the end of the month a deal comes through on that prop­er­ty on the flat by the creek. This will be a real mon­ey mak­er.

(July 23-Aug. 22)

Sat­urn enters your sec­ond house up in Sun Val­ley. You let him stay there while you take time out to exam­ine your finances and stock port­fo­lio. You real­ize you nev­er real­ly liked ski­ing and tell Sat­urn he can have the house as long as he nev­er comes to vis­it you in your first home. You take it as a sign that it is time to start paint­ing again.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Your niece comes to live with you after your broth­er dis­ap­pears. You’ll have to clean out that clos­et you’ve been avoid­ing. All this new mater­nal activ­i­ty will draw the atten­tion of some of the lone­li­er men in Wilbur Coun­ty. You may be able to get that web­site design con­tract and work out of the home. On the down­side, the research you’ve been doing on the wig­gle room needs of red wrig­glers will def­i­nite­ly be sus­pend­ed.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Your errac­tic approach to work gets you fired again this month. You’ll have to go fur­ther afield in look­ing for a job. You’ve been about through every pos­si­bil­i­ty in the coun­ty. Time to dust off that inven­tion in your base­ment. Now’s the time to get the patent and try to sell it to some mega-corp. Try to remem­ber the lit­tle peo­ple when you strike it rich.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Talk about the top of the heap! Go for that raise, apply for that loan, enter that high­stakes pok­er game in Car­son. You can’t lose. After you win, work like there isn’t enough time to get every­thing done and then take time out to real­ly pay atten­tion to your mom. She is going to tell you exact­ly where the gold is buried. It is def­i­nite­ly worth your time to trav­el to Phoenix for the Win­ter and spend some qual­i­ty time with her. Don’t wor­ry, your house will be here when you get back.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

That knee has been painful every since you fell through the ice and near­ly drowned and were so cold on your way home that you slipped climb­ing over the rail fence and hit your knee on that old plow blade that shouldn’t have been there in the first place. You’ll get a knee replace­ment on the 20th. But your jaw will still be sore where WW hit you when you made that crack about Indi­ans on Colum­bus day.

(Dec.22-Jan. 19)

We are the queen of tol­er­ance this month, aren’t we? Your new­found sex­u­al ori­en­ta­tion will open up many doors in your imag­i­na­tion and what gets going now will bear fruit far into the future. Be sure to take care of your­self while you are busy see­ing to the needs of oth­ers. There is plen­ty of time to decide if you want to go for a PhD or just stick with the edu­ca­tion you’ve got. Don’t make any hasty deci­sions right now.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Par­ty, par­ty. The only melt­ing ice you have been con­cerned about has been clink­ing in your scotch. But some­thing changes this month. You begin to see him for him­self and not just a reflec­tion of your own beau­ty and wit. It is time to let go of some of the good time charley stuff and take on some respon­si­bi­ity. Res­o­lu­tion, not dis­so­lu­tion is your watch­word for the month.

(Feb. 19-March 20)

When you are able to focus you get a lot done. Around the 10th there is going to be a surpize in the mail­box. Open the pack­age instead of your wrists and you will be very hap­py you did. Of course you are going to have to rewrite, but every­one has to do that. You have a con­tract! Be hap­py.

If Your Birth­day Is in Octo­ber

You were born with a slight chill that has nev­er real­ly left you. You thought glob­al warm­ing would lift it, but that think­ing was both wish­ful and futile.

Dis­claimer: This horo­scope is pre­sent­ed for enter­tain­ment pur­pos­es only. The Ger­maine Truth does not endorse any par­tic­u­lar sys­tem of div­ina­tion.

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