The Stars Over Germaine for August

In gen­er­al, the stars over Ger­maine are dither­ing.
gifAries
(March 21-April 20)


Still kick­ing against the traces, are we? Look around you at all the things you’ve done this year. Mun­dane is not the watch­word of your life. You might spend some time this month think­ing about what it is exact­ly that would sat­is­fy you and then be care­ful because that busi­ness trip you are tak­ing lat­er this month could com­pli­cate your life a good deal more than you want. Word of caution–not every­one with a cell phone to their ear is actu­al­ly talk­ing to some­one else.

gifTau­rus
(April 21-May 20)


Though you are not going to believe it by month end, there real­ly are no intense lessons in the off­ing for this month. Lit­tle annoy­ing lessons about parental inter­fer­ence and your psy­cho­analy­sis turns up some inter­est­ing tid­bits about what hap­pened that after­noon with the blue heron out by Stink­ing­wa­ter Lake when you were four years old, but like I said, not intense. Your daugh­ter is going to win big at the fair this year with that high­land heifer.

gifGem­i­ni
(May 21-June 20)


Around August 7th you will find your­self stand­ing on a rock out­crop on Steen’s Moun­tain think­ing about the vast­ness of the land­scape, watch­ing lizards toss­ing sand, lis­ten­ing to insects dron­ing and click­ing, and you will see fur­ther into your heart than you ever have before. The sense of self-aware­ness will linger, grad­u­al­ly dim­ming, grad­u­al­ly leav­ing, grad­u­al­ly dimin­ish­ing 4..3..2..1. You are ful­ly awake and remem­ber noth­ing.


gifCan­cer
(June 21-July 22)


Now IS the time to get the liv­er trans­plant, or the heart bypass, or the sex-reas­sign­ment surgery–or what­ev­er you’ve been putting on hold wait­ing for a pro­pi­tious time. Time’s up.


gifLeo
(July 23-Aug. 22)


Sat­urn is here in Leo. Has been here in Leo, lan­guish­ing behind the sum­mer sun, look­ing for atten­tion. Were you to give Sat­urn atten­tion you might be able to give oth­ers a lit­tle atten­tion as well. This is a hard time for you. You just aren’t going to make a good impres­sion on love prospects. Your ener­gies would be bet­ter spent on any­thing else. One day, you too will enjoy love ever­last­ing. Maybe next month, maybe not. I see Venus hulk­ing out there on the hori­zon. Too bad.


gifVir­go
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)


Your bud­dhist retreat will be reward­ing. You come back from Bri­eten­bush renewed. Every­thing has a glow around the edges of it that you haven’t expe­ri­enced since you quit tak­ing hal­lu­cino­gens so many, many years ago. Some­one will seek your advice.


gifLibra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)


Good news. You will final­ly get the recog­ni­tion and appre­ci­a­tion you deserve where your liveli­hood is con­cerned. Go ahead and grab this oppor­tu­ni­ty to be front and cen­ter. The audi­ence is atten­tive and recep­tive. Your broth­er might intro­duce you to some peo­ple who will become good friends and use­ful con­tacts.


gifScor­pio
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)


This month you learn the secret your moth­er was nev­er will­ing to tell you. You take it pret­ty well, all things con­sid­ered. The fact that you veer at the last moment and dri­ve off across the field instead of hit­ting the tree real­ly is a good sign even if you do end up get­ting stuck in the ditch. Hey, I don’t make it up, I just report it.


gifSagit­tar­ius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)


You start out on a marathon walk across the coun­try this month dri­ven by a spir­it of rebel­lious­ness and urgency. Part of you can­not under­stand why every­one isn’t out there with you march­ing from coast to coast bear­ing wit­ness to the absolute eter­nal need of all humankind to be free. No mat­ter how long or lone­ly the jour­ney, keep walk­ing, my friend.


gifCapri­corn
(Dec.22-Jan. 19)


Uranus is influ­enc­ing parts of your chart, par­tic­u­lar­ly areas that rule your income. Nor­mal­ly, I wouldn’t advise inter­net relat­ed schemes, but you may be able to make some pock­et change on Sec­ond Life, just don’t rely on it. Don’t report it to the employ­ment office as part of your job search either.

gifAquar­ius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)


Venus is in ret­ro­grade ALL month! No need to pan­ic, just take extra care with mon­ey, espe­cial­ly if you have a joint bank account with your soon-to-be-ex. That could prove to be dis­ap­point­ing. Review your bud­get, work hard, don’t start any­thing new…oh, here’s some­thing: your aura will mys­te­ri­ous­ly project, no, wait–you will project a mys­te­ri­ous aura this month. Good for you.


gifPisces
(Feb. 19-March 20)

That cre­ative spurt you’ve been enjoy­ing will end this month. Sor­ry. How­ev­er, you will have a great time, wink-wink, at that con­fer­ence at Kah-Nee-Tah. Time for a roman­tic inter­lude, dude.


If Your Birth­day Is in /August

Your were born dur­ing har­vest sea­son and your moth­er has always loved you for it. On the oth­er hand your father refus­es to let go of how much it cost him to hire an extra hand because your mom insist­ed on an entire week off from the hay­field. Lis­ten, he is still sore about his broth­er get­ting the spot­ted pony just for sur­viv­ing dengue fever he almost died of when your grand­par­ents were mis­sion­ar­ies in Sri Lanka–of course it was known as Cey­lon then …


Dis­claimer: This horo­scope is pre­sent­ed for enter­tain­ment pur­pos­es only. The Ger­maine Truth does not endorse any par­tic­u­lar sys­tem of div­ina­tion.

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