In general, the stars over Germaine are dithering.
(March 21-April 20)
Still kicking against the traces, are we? Look around you at all the things youâ€™ve done this year. Mundane is not the watchword of your life. You might spend some time this month thinking about what it is exactly that would satisfy you and then be careful because that business trip you are taking later this month could complicate your life a good deal more than you want. Word of caution–not everyone with a cell phone to their ear is actually talking to someone else.
(April 21-May 20)
Though you are not going to believe it by month end, there really are no intense lessons in the offing for this month. Little annoying lessons about parental interference and your psychoanalysis turns up some interesting tidbits about what happened that afternoon with the blue heron out by Stinkingwater Lake when you were four years old, but like I said, not intense. Your daughter is going to win big at the fair this year with that highland heifer.
(May 21-June 20)
Around August 7th you will find yourself standing on a rock outcrop on Steenâ€™s Mountain thinking about the vastness of the landscape, watching lizards tossing sand, listening to insects droning and clicking, and you will see further into your heart than you ever have before. The sense of self-awareness will linger, gradually dimming, gradually leaving, gradually diminishing 4..3..2..1. You are fully awake and remember nothing.
(June 21-July 22)
Now IS the time to get the liver transplant, or the heart bypass, or the sex-reassignment surgery–or whatever youâ€™ve been putting on hold waiting for a propitious time. Timeâ€™s up.
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Saturn is here in Leo. Has been here in Leo, languishing behind the summer sun, looking for attention. Were you to give Saturn attention you might be able to give others a little attention as well. This is a hard time for you. You just arenâ€™t going to make a good impression on love prospects. Your energies would be better spent on anything else. One day, you too will enjoy love everlasting. Maybe next month, maybe not. I see Venus hulking out there on the horizon. Too bad.
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Your buddhist retreat will be rewarding. You come back from Brietenbush renewed. Everything has a glow around the edges of it that you havenâ€™t experienced since you quit taking hallucinogens so many, many years ago. Someone will seek your advice.
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Good news. You will finally get the recognition and appreciation you deserve where your livelihood is concerned. Go ahead and grab this opportunity to be front and center. The audience is attentive and receptive. Your brother might introduce you to some people who will become good friends and useful contacts.
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This month you learn the secret your mother was never willing to tell you. You take it pretty well, all things considered. The fact that you veer at the last moment and drive off across the field instead of hitting the tree really is a good sign even if you do end up getting stuck in the ditch. Hey, I donâ€™t make it up, I just report it.
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You start out on a marathon walk across the country this month driven by a spirit of rebelliousness and urgency. Part of you cannot understand why everyone isnâ€™t out there with you marching from coast to coast bearing witness to the absolute eternal need of all humankind to be free. No matter how long or lonely the journey, keep walking, my friend.
Uranus is influencing parts of your chart, particularly areas that rule your income. Normally, I wouldnâ€™t advise internet related schemes, but you may be able to make some pocket change on Second Life, just donâ€™t rely on it. Donâ€™t report it to the employment office as part of your job search either.
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Venus is in retrograde ALL month! No need to panic, just take extra care with money, especially if you have a joint bank account with your soon-to-be-ex. That could prove to be disappointing. Review your budget, work hard, donâ€™t start anything new. . .oh, hereâ€™s something: your aura will mysteriously project, no, wait–you will project a mysterious aura this month. Good for you.
(Feb. 19-March 20)
That creative spurt youâ€™ve been enjoying will end this month. Sorry. However, you will have a great time, wink-wink, at that conference at Kah-Nee-Tah. Time for a romantic interlude, dude.
If Your Birthday Is in /August
Your were born during harvest season and your mother has always loved you for it. On the other hand your father refuses to let go of how much it cost him to hire an extra hand because your mom insisted on an entire week off from the hayfield. Listen, he is still sore about his brother getting the spotted pony just for surviving dengue fever he almost died of when your grandparents were missionaries in Sri Lanka–of course it was known as Ceylon then . . .
Disclaimer: This horoscope is presented for entertainment purposes only. The Germaine Truth does not endorse any particular system of divination.