The Stars Over Germaine for July

In gen­er­al, the stars over Ger­maine are pre­var­i­cat­ing.
(March 21-April 20)

That rest­less­ness you’ve been feel­ing might result in a dras­tic shift. You may choose to quit your job, leave your fam­i­ly, blow-up a sym­bol­ic bridge. You might not like the fall-out. You are like­ly to have con­flict in roman­tic area. Divest all your stocks ear­ly in the month, before the 8th. You’ll be sor­ry if you wait until after the 27th.

(April 21-May 20)

You see her again on the 12th. She’s been out of your life along time. You’re sure this time will be dif­fer­ent. Your fam­i­ly will threat­en to shun you if you take up with her again, but your fam­i­ly says that about all your girl­friends. Hyp­not­ic regres­sion might help you sort out famil­ial dis­cord.

(May 21-June 20)

You are in a rare and amaz­ing place right now. You feel gen­er­ous and expan­sive. You could embrace the whole world. Every­one from the may­or to the Wild­man of the Ochocos seeks your advise on mat­ters rang­ing from munic­i­pal lia­bil­i­ty to per­son­al hygiene. Be hum­ble. Remem­ber what hap­pened last time.

(June 21-July 22)

After you con­sult with your Gem­i­ni friend things will start look­ing up. Your employ­ees will show much more inter­est in their work and the key to the store­room that’s been miss­ing will sud­den­ly appear on your desk blot­ter next to the pic­ture of your cat, Van Buren. The key is a sign, the cat is not.

(July 23-Aug. 22)

You will go on retreat to Mt Angel this month and then spend a few days with your daugh­ter in Coos Bay. Be care­ful dri­ving back from the coast as there might be traf­fic prob­lems that could cause sig­nif­i­cant delays. Now is a good time to invest in stock. Ask around town, some­one might be sell­ing.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Self-exam­i­na­tion this month will help you find ful­fill­ment as you care for your aun­tie. There will be a rough spot ear­ly in the month when your best friend is offend­ed by an off-hand remark about her choice of men. When you are think­ing about crit­i­ciz­ing her, I just have one thing to say: Remem­ber your 4th grade field trip to the fos­sil beds? Enough said.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

The new check­er at Aratola’s has been hard on your gro­cery fund this month. If you are going to keep this up you might thnk about becom­ing a per­son­al shop­per because there’s no more room in the pantry and no mon­ey in the bank.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Uranus has a hold on you this month. You will find you have an uncon­trol­lable urge to exhib­it social­ly unpop­u­lar behav­ior in your efforts to express your deep­est artis­tic voice. Some peo­ple cro­chet, some knit, some cre­ate mas­sive sculp­tures, but you among all the artists of Ger­maine, you find the rarest mode of expression–remember to use lots of sun­screen.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Jupiter will bring you out of that blue funk you’ve been in for a cou­ple of years. Peo­ple seem to have final­ly for­got­ten about what hap­pened at the Rotary Break­fast. The stub­born­ness and blind faith that have kept you afloat will begin to fal­ter as you rely more on rea­son and art.

(Dec.22-Jan. 19)

Every morn­ing for six months you have buried a mar­ble in the back­yard. This act has lost all mean­ing. You are only doing it because it has become habit. Time to break free of this sense­less addic­tion. A brief affair with the man you met in Red­mond at the Co-op wil seem like the best thing that has hap­pened in a long time and it will be, but don’t get your hopes up. The pas­sion will melt away like but­ter on a hot grid­dle by the end of Sep­tem­ber.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

This cer­tain­ly is an inter­est­ing time for you. This town doesn’t usu­al­ly pro­vide a real crime scene. Here’s a chance to put your inves­tiga­tive skills to the test and impress! You would do well to expand your com­fort zone.

(Feb. 19-March 20)

The spot­light will hang over you this month. It will be wel­come at first, but may get a lit­tle hot and annoy­ing by the end of July. With every­one watch­ing you, you will start pay­ing more atten­tion to how you look and changes you make in your diet and exer­cise rou­tine will have long-term effects.

If Your Birth­day Is in July

I’m sor­ry.

Dis­claimer: This horo­scope is pre­sent­ed for enter­tain­ment pur­pos­es only. The Ger­maine Truth does not endorse any par­tic­u­lar sys­tem of div­ina­tion.

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