The Stars Over Germaine for June

In gen­er­al, the stars over Ger­maine are sim­per­ing.
gifAries
(March 21-April 20)


You’ve been busy build­ing your­self a cozy lit­tle phi­los­o­phy. You think you’ve got some valu­able insight and you’ve decid­ed to start spread­ing the word. You’ve been spend­ing some major hours writ­ing it all down. You might get it pub­lished, but your yearn­ing to break out of your mun­dane exis­tence may not be enough to sus­tain you in the face of crit­i­cism which is sure to fol­low. Don’t buy any prop­er­ty after June 15 and be real­ly, real­ly care­ful about dig­ging up the past with your sib­lings and par­ents.

gifTau­rus
(April 21-May 20)


Your inves­ti­ga­tion will turn over some pret­ty ugly rocks. Your first instinct will be to back off and with Sat­urn in your fourth house you will pay more atten­tion to your home life. You may find your­self psy­cho­an­a­lyz­ing every­thing and every­one. You lose courage and become frus­trat­ed with your entire life. Feel­ings of lone­li­ness, lack of sup­port, dis­tance from your fam­i­ly keep grow­ing like the St Helens lava dome and like it there is a seething, hot, sul­furous lake of fire in the core of your being deep beneath the sur­face. June 1st through 11th is a strong peri­od for finance.

gifGem­i­ni
(May 21-June 20)


My aren’t we pop­u­lar! Every­thing is going your way. If you are a lawyer, there isn’t a case you can’t win. Your spouse adores you, your chil­dren idol­ize you. Every­one feels warm and fuzzy in your pres­ence. Enjoy it while it lasts, but don’t get too com­fort­able. I mean, why would you? Why would any­one get com­fort­able in this mis­er­able world? You can just count on things going bad even if there isn’t a hint of it on the hori­zon.


gifCan­cer
(June 21-July 22)


Well it is about time that oth­er peo­ple start­ed notic­ing what a hot­shot you are! Your abil­i­ty to plow a straight fur­row, to see the trees in the for­est and the for­est and all your best traits are now being rec­og­nized by oth­ers. Your health is improv­ing since you got that gall blad­der removed and you stopped drink­ing Coca-Cola. I mean, just how much of that crap were you putting away? Now is a good time to hire on your sum­mer work crew. I’m see­ing you becom­ing more con­fi­dent and that’s going to work for you. Mer­cury ret­ro­grades over your ascen­dant on June 15 and you could acci­den­tal­ly mis­rep­re­sent yourself–afterwards, you will real­ize that you don’t real­ly have to send away to the Philip­pines for a bride.


gifLeo
(July 23-Aug. 22)


Sat­urn is still hang­ing out in Leo and it is help­ing you to come to grips with glob­al warm­ing and your own limitations/capabilities where change is con­cerned. Rec­og­niz­ing your respon­si­bil­i­ty is the first step to mak­ing a difference–be the change you want to see. Your part­ner will see you in a dif­fer­ent light and may find you strict or crit­i­cal and you might be push­ing a lit­tle hard. You are not quite sure what you want from oth­ers as you explore your role in the uni­verse.


gifVir­go
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)


June is going to be one of those months where every­one you know turns to you for advice. You will become very com­mit­ted to your cho­sen pro­fes­sion and will take advan­tage of the oppor­tu­ni­ty to gain addi­tion­al train­ing inspite of your solemn oath against fly­ing. You will spend some time weigh­ing the ben­e­fits ver­sus the moral and envi­ron­men­tal costs. An acquain­tance obsessed with chem trails will be the straw that sends you to Boise to catch that flight to San Fran­cis­co. No hair-brained goof-ball is going to influ­ence you!


gifLibra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)


Though you have an uncan­ny abil­i­ty to under­stand quan­tum physics and neu­ro­log­i­cal synap­tic influ­ences & explain them so oth­ers are not com­plete­ly con­fused, a mis­un­der­stand­ing involv­ing your cowork­ers aris­es on the 19th of June and you are tempt­ed to quit your job and move to Mar­tinique and live on the slopes of Pele. You might want to rethink that. Remem­ber how much fun you’ve had teach­ing at Wilbur High and let go of the need to be per­fect. You’re a Libra, find a lit­tle bal­ance.


gifScor­pio
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)


You are going to be a lit­tle stu­pid this month spend­ing mon­ey you don’t have on pedi­cures, man­i­cures, and a body wax, buy­ing patio fur­ni­ture and a blender at that sale in Bend only to find out that you could have got­ten the damn thing a lot cheap­er at the hard­ware in town. As if that is not bad enough, you will fall mad­ly in love with a cow­boy from Maupin and become so dis­tract­ed that your work suf­fers and you are passed over for that pro­mo­tion and raise you expect­ed. Still your smug sat­is­fac­tion couldn’t be more secure. After the 15th be aware that your most inti­mate con­ver­sa­tions might not be so con­fi­den­tial.


gifSagit­tar­ius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)


You will become aware that you are your own worst ene­my and will learn to over­come self-doubt. This is a great time for you to buy that Percheron stud and start build­ing your herd. Just try not to alien­ate your chil­dren, espe­cial­ly the lit­tle one. He’s pret­ty proud of you and you don’t want that to change. You will like­ly find your rela­tion­ship with your spouse is more stim­u­lat­ing this month now that you’ve been spend­ing more time togeth­er and you learned you don’t have to be right all the time.


gifCapri­corn
(Dec.22-Jan. 19)


That senior casi­no tour com­ing up will be an oppor­tu­ni­ty for you to get out of town right now when you are get­ting a lit­tle too close to the fire. Chances are good that you will final­ly meet some­one you who will become a good friend or pos­si­bly even a lover. Some of your fears are com­pul­sive and have led you to believe in things that real­ly aren’t true. You have done some things you regret, or would regret if only you could rec­og­nize how ter­ri­bly wrong you were even though you thought you were fight­ing for your sur­vival. Be care­ful whom you con­fide in after the 15th.


gifAquar­ius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)


You are no long­ing approach­ing mid­dle age, you are there. You’ve been mulling over your life for a cou­ple years now. It is time to take action and make some deci­sions. I’m just going to lay it out for you–late night TV infomer­cials aren’t going to make you rich and the Hair Club isn’t a social oppor­tu­ni­ty. If you want to meet some­one, you’re going to have to get out of the house. Help is avail­able.


gifPisces
(Feb. 19-March 20)


It is the old Puri­tan work eth­ic that nose to the grind­stone is a virtue. Could be, but not if you lose every­thing else. LIft up your head and look around you. Take a trip. Don’t be afraid to set aside a lot of time to be cre­ative. You are very tal­ent­ed and this year you could get the break you’ve been work­ing toward. You will meet some folks up at the woo-woo camp who will become good friends. Just keep your head on your shoul­ders and enjoy the ride.


If Your Birth­day Is in June

You’re birth­day keeps get­ting ignored what with grad­u­a­tions and wed­dings con­stant­ly tak­ing the spot­light away from you. But when life hands you sour grapes, you make bad wine. There is a def­i­nite pes­simistic streak run­ning through you. Nev­er­the­less, you keep going for the gus­to, reach­ing for the prize, priz­ing the moment, seiz­ing the day, climb­ing the mountain…ad mau­soleum or linoleum.


Dis­claimer: This horo­scope is pre­sent­ed for enter­tain­ment pur­pos­es only. The Ger­maine Truth does not endorse any par­tic­u­lar sys­tem of div­ina­tion.

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