The Stars Over Germaine for May

In general, the stars over Germaine are trembling.
(March 21-April 20)

May will be pretty much the same as the other four months of 2007 until the 2nd half of the month. Things will begin to unravel around the 16th. Not in a bad way, necessarily, more like a ball of string or knot that has tied up your energies. It’ll come undone and straighten out and you will feel ready to face Detective Hinterteil when he comes poking around.

(April 21-May 20)

Have you been feeling like a bull with a ring in his nose? A little subdued? I gotta tell you that is probably not going to change in May. The only way you are going to be released from the limitations of this world any time soon is by taking drastic measures. I don’t see that happening. You’re more likely to keep pawing the ground and sending up a cloud of dust which may make you feel like you’re having some impact, but it’s just a cloud of dust.

(May 21-June 20)

May 8 – 17 would be a good time for Gemini to deal with financial matters. For some that could mean getting the piggy bank or the sock down to the credit union. For others, you might want to make sure that auxiliary set of ledgers is in good order. The IRS was a little surprised by your tax return which is why the refund you expected hasn’t yet arrived.

(June 21-July 22)

Saturn is still in your second house and the crises of confidence is still with you. Should be getting used to it by now, so you might want to stop shining. If you study hard you will do well at the spelling bee in Madras. You will only have yourself to blame if you’re not ready.

(July 23-Aug. 22)

Saturn has settled down into Leo like it never wants to leave. Being pedantic, overbearing and dysfunctional may earn you a room at the Restin’ Easy instead of settin’ easy in your Barcalounger with a Bud in one hand and the remote control in the other. In fact, if you do manage to come down from your fool’s nest you should seriously think about losing the Bud altogether.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

A letter arrives from Konigsberg, Germany from a distant relative. You are not sure if you should accept the invitation due to your age. You are not likely to get younger. That adult education correspondence course on Jungian psychoanalysis helps you to understand your cousin’s deep-seated need to conceal certain family matters.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

You will begin to explore new activities this month and a chance encounter with an elderly woman will get you traveling down the information highway. You will be reminded of how much you love research and will consider a course correction in the trajectory of your career.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

It’s true she is quite a bit younger than you, but if it doesn’t bother her then why should it bother you? Someone who has learned how to turn junk into treasure will inspire you to look at your options in a whole new light. This could become very lucrative. Be open to romance for the first two days of May.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Control has always been a major issue for you and lately things haven’t conformed to your need. If you don’t exercise patience things could go quite badly for you. Restraint is often the better part of a successful plan. Keep your eyes open and your head down.

(Dec.22-Jan. 19)

Old friends come back into your life and the community begins to take a greater interest in you. Nevertheless, you may find the attention somewhat disquieting. It has been a long time coming, but you can’t say you didn’t think this day would never come. Part of you has to be surprised at how long it has taken.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You are at an amazing point of discovery. Everything seems new and exciting. Sometimes it seem like everyone is putting obstacles in your path, but they really don’t want you to get in trouble. Show them how much you know and they’ll gradually give you more space.

(Feb. 19-March 20)

You are able to connect with people who share your interests, but the spotlight that begins to shine on you isn’t what you wanted. Sometimes you will want to erupt and lash out at those around you. Some will understand and others won’t.

If Your Birthday Is in February

If you were born in May you are Taurus (the bull) or Gemini (the twins). The bull is powerful, reliable, but lethal when crossed. Keep your eye on the goal and count to ten. The twins representing Gemini, are the brothers Castor and Polydeuces (some call him Pollux), sons of Leda, brothers to Helen and Clytemnestra. Some say they are half brothers, that Zeus was the father of Polydeuces and Tyndareus the father of Castor. You will find yourself sinking in a quicksand of contradictions if you try to find the truth of this matter and that may be the lesson of the twins or the Dioskaurai. Truth is sometimes shadow, sometimes quicksand. Sometimes solid ground rocks and crumbles.

Disclaimer: This horoscope is presented for entertainment purposes only. The Germaine Truth does not endorse any particular system of divination.

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