The Stars Over Germaine for April

In gen­er­al, the stars over Ger­maine are quiv­er­ing.

(March 21-April 20)

There will be a rise in spir­i­tu­al aware­ness among our Aries folks that could have last­ing effects. It’s a gen­er­al trend this year with you all and it’s just been get­ting stronger and stronger. It could lead some of you to neglect your mun­dane work world and cause a lot of dis­cord in your fam­i­ly and some con­fu­sion among the guests at your hotel. If you’re work­ing with young peo­ple, espe­cial­ly teenage girls, it’s ok to expand your mind, but keep your “medicine” locked up. You young ones are going to find major resis­tance from your par­ents if you insist on med­i­tat­ing naked in the back­yard.

(April 21-May 20)

April isn’t going to be dif­fi­cult for you. Noth­ing intense going on, but things are going your way. You’ll get a respectable tax refund, reach a new lev­el of inti­ma­cy with your part­ner, heal some old wounds there. You will decide to start research­ing old court doc­u­ments in Wilbur Coun­ty as a hob­by. Toward the end of the month you begin to feel anx­ious and start won­der­ing if you real­ly should have stopped tak­ing your meds. You make an appoint­ment at that new clin­ic up in the vil­lage.

(May 21-June 20)

You can stop wor­ry­ing about your lia­bil­i­ty where those girls are con­cerned. A lot of things get wrapped up nice­ly this month for you. You’ll get some great pub­lic­i­ty around that food bank you start­ed and you can expect to have all sorts of peo­ple cross the street to say hel­lo. Even that prob­lem between you and your cousin gets resolved now that you’re in recov­ery and he’s decid­ed to for­get about the lap­top and bald moun­tain.

(June 21-July 22)

You were going gang­busters there for awhile, but real­i­ty is set­ting in a bit and you are find­ing your­self not so hot a tick­et. You won’t be real­iz­ing quite as much prof­it from that yarn you spent all win­ter card­ing and spin­ning. This does not mean that there is any­thing intrin­si­cal­ly wrong with you. Take stock of your­self and spend some time learn­ing about what makes you tick. You can get that self-con­fi­dence back.

(July 23-Aug. 22)

You are very clever, no doubt. You real­ly stirred up the hor­nets and now you’re get­ting stung. You are not sure what you want or expect from peo­ple in your life right now. You have a lot of good things going, but you might want to take a break for a week or two and for­tu­nate­ly you’ve sud­den­ly got the time. Right now you are reach­ing for inde­pen­dence from your fam­i­ly and explor­ing the bound­aries as you sep­a­rate your­self from their influ­ences. They are a lit­tle bewil­dered by your moral high ground and don’t have a clue what you want from them. Cut them some slack. In a cou­ple of years, this will all be water.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You’ve worked your­self up into a real state over this web­site flack and you’ve been get­ting real intense headaches. Relax, there is noth­ing real­ly wrong with you except you’re old. You might want your doc­tor to check your med­ica­tions and cut back on the dosage. You can go ahead with get­ting the fur­nace replaced. There is still a lit­tle time to sell the house before the mar­ket goes com­plete­ly bust.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

She’s not going to change just because you want her to. She’s got to want to do it her­self. You know that, but you want to save her. You can’t, and you are just going to buy your­self a lot of heartache if you don’t let it go. On the oth­er hand, you’re at an age where dra­ma in romance is about as good as it gets. Sat­urn has you under scruti­ny and where your friends and asso­ciates are con­cerned you’d be wise to be more respon­si­ble. Peo­ple are get­ting tired of your less pleas­ant habits and you do know what I mean.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

You’ve been down for awhile, mop­ing around about what you haven’t done with your life. This month, that all begins to change and you are able to take a good look around you. You real­ize you have accom­plished quite alot and you begin to give your tal­ents free rein. It pays off with a fat­ter wal­let. You see that you have been too con­trol­ling with your spouse and you step back and give him or her more room. the com­mu­ni­ty begins to mean more to you and you donate some time and mon­ey toward a good cause. This is so invig­o­rat­ing that your roman­tic life improves after the 19th. At the end of April you’ll be in the midst of a per­son­al renais­sance of cre­ativ­i­ty.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Who died and made you king? Do you real­ly think you have a direct line to God? You are head­ing for a big fall and all those ideals you’ve been tak­ing for grant­ed as unim­peach­able truth begin to spin and scat­ter. Best thing for you to do is head back to Flori­da and qui­et­ly sink into the swamp and com­mune with oth­er thick-skinned preda­tors.

(Dec.22-Jan. 19)

Death is on your mind this month. Your own mor­tal­i­ty has been a theme with you ever since he died and this Spring when you are so far from home you are more aware than ever that we all have a very lim­it­ed time on this earth to do the good we can do. You are for­tu­nate to have found some­one who shares your goals and is will­ing to put in the time and resources to make this one small dream come true. April 3rd through 17th is going to be par­tic­u­lar­ly fruit­ful.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You are learn­ing to take the steps nec­es­sary to obtain a safer lifestyle. You are mak­ing more con­tact with oth­er peo­ple and so far so good. Wise to be cau­tious, but trust is impor­tant, too. It feels good to have some­thing use­ful to do and be a part of some­thing, which will ben­e­fit oth­ers. Be care­ful that you don’t say too much. Peo­ple can get hurt and you should know that fair­ness is rare.

(Feb. 19-March 20)

Now that the chick­ens are flock­ing around your door and roost­ing on your porch, crap­ping all over your nice fir tongue and groove, you’re con­tin­u­ing that men­tal dia­logue that start­ed up in your head a lot longer ago than you real­ly want to con­tem­plate. That woman has a bone to pick with you and the boys. Believe me, she ain’t going to let it go. Unless you die first, you are going to have to face the con­se­quences. Now would be a good time to reflect on your life and find out who you real­ly are deep down.

If Your Birth­day Is in April

As you prob­a­bly know you are either an Aries or a Tau­rus. A ram or a bull and it doesn’t seem like there is a lot to say that isn’t self-evi­dent. Some­one turn the testos­terone down in here! I know, I know, a lot of you are women, stub­born and hard-head­ed. It isn’t all bad. Lots of Tau­rus men are sweet and com­pas­sion­ate when they are not all about mak­ing the world in their own image. And many Aries are thought­ful and kind as long as peo­ple can stay on your good side. Not that you have a bad side. I’m only say­ing some­times you can cut a per­son loose and nev­er look back. You can clean house and then burn it down, cross a bridge and blow it up.

Dis­claimer: This horo­scope is pre­sent­ed for enter­tain­ment pur­pos­es only. The Ger­maine Truth does not endorse any par­tic­u­lar sys­tem of div­ina­tion.

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