The Stars Over Germaine for January

In general, the stars over Germaine are Perseverating.

(March 21-April 20)

Big old jovial Jupiter is with you all month and beyond and expands your options. Some of you will give up smoking, find faith and take up a hobby like knitting. You may want to be careful about where you place your trust–there may be a problem later in the year with your new friends. You may get a column, letter or song lyrics published. One of the most sedentary among us makes a new friend and is carried away on a short journey. Your desire to explore creative potential and enjoy your bursting good health will cause you to take long meditative hikes in the woods and you will see a wild man running half-naked along Nine-Mile Creek, wearing only a loincloth made of moss, a gunney sack is slung across his back and you hear a faint rattle coming from the sack. He runs soundlessly and is gone almost as soon as you see him and you’re not certain you saw him at all.

(April 21-May 20)

For you Jupiter is magnanimous where money is concerned. You find a new investor, or discover a lucrative tax deduction. If you’ve been feeling abandoned by your parents you will turn to your own family and begin making your own home more comfortable for them. It is okay to seek that professional help, depression is nothing to be ashamed of and believe me you have things to be depressed about after what your parents did to your sister. Change is good, but not everyone is going to like that new piercing– never mind you did it for yourself, didn’t you?

(May 21-June 20)

You will feel pressure to come up with new ways to move your product and will establish a stronger partnership arrangement with your associates. A small legal matter involving the car parts you found in Maupin and sold in Klamath Falls will turn out okay.

(June 21-July 22)

Suddenly everyone notices what exceptional skills you have. Everything you do seems to have wings, takes off and flies true. Even that knee replacement surgery goes off without a hitch and you heal in record time. You’ve gained a few pounds over the holidays. In spite of all your successes, none of it really satisfies you. It is time to look within for the answers to that nagging dissatisfaction.

(July 23-Aug. 22)

You finally begin to accept that your profit margin is narrowing, but you still don’t want to raise prices. Your wife accuses you of taking your troubles out on her, says you are too critical and have unrealistic expectations when she is just trying to make the money you can’t seem to bring yourself to make. You’re not sure what you want from her, but you don’t think she is behaving right where that piece of property is concerned.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You’ve been feeling restless lately, wanting more out of life. That feeling is passing away and you are determined to clear out the old junk in your life. You are very tempted to leave that cheating son of a b—–, before you find yourself having to add protease inhibitors to the pile of pills you are already taking in the misguided hope that the vitamins and herbs will protect you. I’m not sure you are going to find what you are looking for among those wannabees up in the north of the county even if one of them is particularly attractive and is paying kind attention to you.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

The friendship which began last year will deepen as you find more and more in common. But this friend may have some disturbing information for you that will rather overwhelm you. Postpone that trip to Winnemucca, not for the weather, but it’s best you don’t gamble much this year. Be totally honest with yourself about this compulsion. That candlelight dinner you are planning for your husband will be every bit as wonderful as you want it to be. Your imagination might spur you into yet another creative pursuit.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Jupiter is your friend this month, helping you increase your income. Food and garbage are lucrative right now. But you are kicking against the traces right now wanting to work less and enjoy more. Nothing wrong with that. You will discover that you can combine business and pleasure and really start doing what you love for a living. Word of warning: reaping what you sow can apply to the good and the bad. You were stubborn about that land deal and now you are sitting on top of it–make something of it or get off the hill. If it stinks, light a match.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

So, Germaine isn’t everyone’s bottle of brew. It sure isn’t yours. It may have taken awhile for that light to streak your sky, but now that you’ve had your epiphany you may as well go ahead and accept that free property in Bottineau. With your internet savvy you will continue to make a good living online and Bottineau couldn’t be more than 150 miles from Bismarck. Good luck. Write, you hear?

(Dec.22-Jan. 19)

Things don’t appear to be going well for you right now. Recent news has caused you to rethink the path you have taken and you are looking deep inside and discovering strength you didn’t know you had. Careful how you spend your resources, you may live longer than you think. Sometime around mid-month you will meet an old acquaintance and this could have amazing dividends.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

This year marks a profound change for you and January is where it starts. The bonds you thought severed so long ago begin to materialize and you reach out to someone kind and safe. There is in you a desire to come back to the world, but you have been away so long. You may be recognized by someone whom you thought had forgotten you long ago. You find something important and are seen carrying it by someone whom you have never met.

(Feb. 19-March 20)

Uranus is stirring up your life, laying coincidence in your path. At the beginning of the month you will come across a reference to someone you knew long ago and you will cross the mountains for the first time in more than 30 years to try to lay to rest something that has caused you sorrow all these years.

If Your Birthday Is in January
As you know you are either Capricorn or Aquarius, a goat or a water bearer, sure-footed or sublime. If you are a Capricorn you are likely butting heads with someone somewhere. It’s a lifelong habit and all you can do is try to choose your battles carefully, an art that improves with age. If you are an Aquarian you are likely wondering when Pisces is going to admit it’s age is over and gracefully back off the stage. You’ve been carrying water for too many for too long. Time to dip into the fountain of youth and pour it over your head. Just be careful you don’t drown in it.

Disclaimer: This horoscope is presented for entertainment purposes only. The Germaine Truth does not endorse any particular system of divination.

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