Madame Zorro

The Stars Over Germaine
horoscope for July

In general, the stars over Germaine are illuminating.
Aries (March 21-April 20)

Summer is here and you are working hard every day. No one can blame you for wanting a break. On the 9th you will fall asleep midday, after working all night and though they are unseen, the stars will influence your dreams and you will awaken with a plan. You will receive great encouragement on the 14th. Whatever you say, you are on target. The 17th is a day for gathering statistics and doing some market research. July is your miracle month and by the 24th it is all getting better and better in every way. Even your romance that caused you some worry last month will be blossoming now. On the 30th, you will feel certain you are in love and will go with the flow of it.

Taurus (April 21-May 20)


July 1st and 2nd are good days for meeting new people and making friends. On the 6th you will receive a visit from an old friend whom you went to college with in New Mexico. Remember those days? He’s living in Taos now. From the 13th through the 14th you manage to keep a lid on your emotions, but it makes you crazy. By the 22nd you just have to bust loose and throw a party. The 26th is a day of anticipation and there may well be a special something in store for you.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Ah, Gemini, all those castles in the sky! Did you ever imagine they could be real? They may not be in the sky anymore and somewhere around the 6th of July you will put your imagination to such good use that your husband will decide to quit working in the honeydew fields and start working for you. This will lead the two of you to begin repairing the harm that was done on that Caribbean Cruise you took last fall. Communication will improve by the 14th. On the 18th and 19th you will see straight through to the very center of your souls. One of the side effects of all this increased awareness will be a deep understanding of beauty of place and on the 24th you will realize that there is a no more amazing world than your own neighborhood.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)


Around the beginning of July, toward the end of the first week, around the 4th through the sixth, or thereabouts you will begin wishing you were a Gemini because your neighbor is getting all sorts of great rewards for daydreaming and your momentum has turned to inertia. Never mind. It will restart and by the 9th or 10th you will fall in love with the woman you saw rowing across the lake in a one-person kayak, her auburn hair all done up in one of those French braids and you are sure she looked right at you as you passed by in your hydrofoil. You are almost positive that it wasn’t your wake that caused her to flip over. The last you saw she was rightside up and rowing again. As weird as this seems, all you have to do is find her and ask her out if you do it on the 18th. From the 26th to the 28th you can absolutely indulge all your senses.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

July 6th and it is time to wake up and see where all the flowers have gone. You will mourn for a few days, but I urge you to set time aside each day on the 9th and 10th to allow a little happiness inside. This practice will give you power that will be evident on the 14th when you file for divorce. The 22nd will see some movement in the equitable division of your assets. At a time like this, it is good to take a moment to look back before you say your final goodbyes and the 26th through the 30th would be a good time to reflect.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

July begins in a meditative mode. The 4th would be a good time to sign up for a yoga class if everyone wasn’t out celebrating the soundtrack of war. You can spare some time for your lover between the 9th and the 10th. You have every right to be upset at work on the 14th, but don’t get too vocal about it between the 18th and 19th. In fact you should just let your boss save some face because he does know how to make a twenty story building fall into rubble in a few seconds, think what he could do to you. That meditation you started at the beginning of the month will benefit you a great deal on the 24th and you will have an epiphany worth all the trouble.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

In July, you will be wise to recognize the boundaries of your abilities in spite of all the rewards you accumulated last month. On the 6th you will find yourself attracted to a photograph of an early 20th century boy you see at a garage sale. You buy it and place it on the wall next to the Gustav Klimt print Anna gave you. You don’t know why you like it so much and your actions confuse you. On the 14th you will find you have a lot in common with the man who sold you the photo. But four days later, this all seems too strange and you want to run. Don’t run from him before you give him a chance. By the 26th and through the end of the month allow yourself to aspire to the heights.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

July 5th and you are waking up from a brutal hangover, feel it. Don’t try to function. You are terribly dissatisfied with your life, but you have an opportunity to turn that around if you will just drop your defenses. Some real pleasure could be in store. By the 18th or 19th you will find new ways to work with others. Nevertheless, you have spent too much of your life stinging everyone you ever knew and from the 22nd through the 24th you will see just how much this has affected those who care about you and there will be some undercurrent of distrust toward you amongst your friends.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Even a mainstream, middle of the road, man of the cloth such as yourself can find himself on thin ice. That is where you stand on the 1st. By the 6th, the ice is melted and you have learned how to swim. On the 13th and 14th, your passion is sufficient to move you from faith to action. On the 18th you will find yourself capable of small miracles. On the 24th to the 26th you become an inspired orator for your beliefs.

Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan. 19)

On July 2nd you would be wise to check your henhouse. It is possible that the coyote you saw yesterday has been getting in and stealing off with a chicken or two. On the 10th that feeling you had about the person you sold that photo to will grow stronger and stronger. On the 18th, she will seem distant, don’t panic, keep your thoughts to yourself. On the 24th she will bring you a gallon jar of alfalfa honey and that’s a good sign.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You will be making some really good decisions on the 2nd, but you will be so proud of them that you will take some dangerous risks on the 6th. Be careful, this is no time to walk on your roof without safety measures. On the 10th, the first inkling of what is to come will begin stirring in you and on the 14th you will have what it takes to begin creating your own power. On the 22nd you will realize there is more work ahead before you can get off the grid.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Caution rules the 4th through the 6th, especially when you are out in the pasture. A wrong step could lead to an embarrassing moment. On Sunday, the 9th, you will develop an unaccountable happiness. You may believe it is some kind of miracle. On the 18th, you will believe that the entire world has reached a new level of consciousness and it is almost painfully beautiful. Take the lead on the 22nd. On the 26th there will be those who will with to shower you with gifts. Let them.


If Your Birthday Is in June
Your birthday is in July and the Cancers among you are sceptical, but the Leos are all over it. The horoscope, I mean. If you are a Cancer, you are busy consulting your stockbroker and probably aren’t reading your horoscope so we can insult you all we want. If you are a Leo, you are so self-centered you can’t believe anyone would dare to insult you. I really don’t have any use for either of you. Unless of course you can come down to earth and kiss the ground I walk on.

Disclaimer: This horoscope is presented for entertainment purposes only. The Germaine Truth does not endorse any particular system of divination.
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