Madame Zorro


The Stars Over Germaine
horoscope for July

In gen­er­al, the stars over Ger­maine are illu­mi­nat­ing.
Aries (March 21-April 20)

Sum­mer is here and you are work­ing hard every day. No one can blame you for want­i­ng a break. On the 9th you will fall asleep mid­day, after work­ing all night and though they are unseen, the stars will influ­ence your dreams and you will awak­en with a plan. You will receive great encour­age­ment on the 14th. What­ev­er you say, you are on tar­get. The 17th is a day for gath­er­ing sta­tis­tics and doing some mar­ket research. July is your mir­a­cle month and by the 24th it is all get­ting bet­ter and bet­ter in every way. Even your romance that caused you some wor­ry last month will be blos­som­ing now. On the 30th, you will feel cer­tain you are in love and will go with the flow of it.

Tau­rus (April 21-May 20)


July 1st and 2nd are good days for meet­ing new peo­ple and mak­ing friends. On the 6th you will receive a vis­it from an old friend whom you went to col­lege with in New Mex­i­co. Remem­ber those days? He’s liv­ing in Taos now. From the 13th through the 14th you man­age to keep a lid on your emo­tions, but it makes you crazy. By the 22nd you just have to bust loose and throw a par­ty. The 26th is a day of antic­i­pa­tion and there may well be a spe­cial some­thing in store for you.

Gem­i­ni (May 21-June 20)

Ah, Gem­i­ni, all those cas­tles in the sky! Did you ever imag­ine they could be real? They may not be in the sky any­more and some­where around the 6th of July you will put your imag­i­na­tion to such good use that your hus­band will decide to quit work­ing in the hon­ey­dew fields and start work­ing for you. This will lead the two of you to begin repair­ing the harm that was done on that Caribbean Cruise you took last fall. Com­mu­ni­ca­tion will improve by the 14th. On the 18th and 19th you will see straight through to the very cen­ter of your souls. One of the side effects of all this increased aware­ness will be a deep under­stand­ing of beau­ty of place and on the 24th you will real­ize that there is a no more amaz­ing world than your own neigh­bor­hood.

Can­cer (June 21-July 22)


Around the begin­ning of July, toward the end of the first week, around the 4th through the sixth, or there­abouts you will begin wish­ing you were a Gem­i­ni because your neigh­bor is get­ting all sorts of great rewards for day­dream­ing and your momen­tum has turned to iner­tia. Nev­er mind. It will restart and by the 9th or 10th you will fall in love with the woman you saw row­ing across the lake in a one-per­son kayak, her auburn hair all done up in one of those French braids and you are sure she looked right at you as you passed by in your hydro­foil. You are almost pos­i­tive that it wasn’t your wake that caused her to flip over. The last you saw she was right­side up and row­ing again. As weird as this seems, all you have to do is find her and ask her out if you do it on the 18th. From the 26th to the 28th you can absolute­ly indulge all your sens­es.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

July 6th and it is time to wake up and see where all the flow­ers have gone. You will mourn for a few days, but I urge you to set time aside each day on the 9th and 10th to allow a lit­tle hap­pi­ness inside. This prac­tice will give you pow­er that will be evi­dent on the 14th when you file for divorce. The 22nd will see some move­ment in the equi­table divi­sion of your assets. At a time like this, it is good to take a moment to look back before you say your final good­byes and the 26th through the 30th would be a good time to reflect.

Vir­go (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

July begins in a med­i­ta­tive mode. The 4th would be a good time to sign up for a yoga class if every­one wasn’t out cel­e­brat­ing the sound­track of war. You can spare some time for your lover between the 9th and the 10th. You have every right to be upset at work on the 14th, but don’t get too vocal about it between the 18th and 19th. In fact you should just let your boss save some face because he does know how to make a twen­ty sto­ry build­ing fall into rub­ble in a few sec­onds, think what he could do to you. That med­i­ta­tion you start­ed at the begin­ning of the month will ben­e­fit you a great deal on the 24th and you will have an epiphany worth all the trou­ble.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

In July, you will be wise to rec­og­nize the bound­aries of your abil­i­ties in spite of all the rewards you accu­mu­lat­ed last month. On the 6th you will find your­self attract­ed to a pho­to­graph of an ear­ly 20th cen­tu­ry boy you see at a garage sale. You buy it and place it on the wall next to the Gus­tav Klimt print Anna gave you. You don’t know why you like it so much and your actions con­fuse you. On the 14th you will find you have a lot in com­mon with the man who sold you the pho­to. But four days lat­er, this all seems too strange and you want to run. Don’t run from him before you give him a chance. By the 26th and through the end of the month allow your­self to aspire to the heights.

Scor­pio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

July 5th and you are wak­ing up from a bru­tal hang­over, feel it. Don’t try to func­tion. You are ter­ri­bly dis­sat­is­fied with your life, but you have an oppor­tu­ni­ty to turn that around if you will just drop your defens­es. Some real plea­sure could be in store. By the 18th or 19th you will find new ways to work with oth­ers. Nev­er­the­less, you have spent too much of your life sting­ing every­one you ever knew and from the 22nd through the 24th you will see just how much this has affect­ed those who care about you and there will be some under­cur­rent of dis­trust toward you amongst your friends.

Sagit­tar­ius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Even a main­stream, mid­dle of the road, man of the cloth such as your­self can find him­self on thin ice. That is where you stand on the 1st. By the 6th, the ice is melt­ed and you have learned how to swim. On the 13th and 14th, your pas­sion is suf­fi­cient to move you from faith to action. On the 18th you will find your­self capa­ble of small mir­a­cles. On the 24th to the 26th you become an inspired ora­tor for your beliefs.

Capri­corn (Dec.22-Jan. 19)

On July 2nd you would be wise to check your hen­house. It is pos­si­ble that the coy­ote you saw yes­ter­day has been get­ting in and steal­ing off with a chick­en or two. On the 10th that feel­ing you had about the per­son you sold that pho­to to will grow stronger and stronger. On the 18th, she will seem dis­tant, don’t pan­ic, keep your thoughts to your­self. On the 24th she will bring you a gal­lon jar of alfal­fa hon­ey and that’s a good sign.

Aquar­ius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You will be mak­ing some real­ly good deci­sions on the 2nd, but you will be so proud of them that you will take some dan­ger­ous risks on the 6th. Be care­ful, this is no time to walk on your roof with­out safe­ty mea­sures. On the 10th, the first inkling of what is to come will begin stir­ring in you and on the 14th you will have what it takes to begin cre­at­ing your own pow­er. On the 22nd you will real­ize there is more work ahead before you can get off the grid.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Cau­tion rules the 4th through the 6th, espe­cial­ly when you are out in the pas­ture. A wrong step could lead to an embar­rass­ing moment. On Sun­day, the 9th, you will devel­op an unac­count­able hap­pi­ness. You may believe it is some kind of mir­a­cle. On the 18th, you will believe that the entire world has reached a new lev­el of con­scious­ness and it is almost painful­ly beau­ti­ful. Take the lead on the 22nd. On the 26th there will be those who will with to show­er you with gifts. Let them.


If Your Birth­day Is in June
Your birth­day is in July and the Can­cers among you are scep­ti­cal, but the Leos are all over it. The horo­scope, I mean. If you are a Can­cer, you are busy con­sult­ing your stock­bro­ker and prob­a­bly aren’t read­ing your horo­scope so we can insult you all we want. If you are a Leo, you are so self-cen­tered you can’t believe any­one would dare to insult you. I real­ly don’t have any use for either of you. Unless of course you can come down to earth and kiss the ground I walk on.

Dis­claimer: This horo­scope is pre­sent­ed for enter­tain­ment pur­pos­es only. The Ger­maine Truth does not endorse any par­tic­u­lar sys­tem of div­ina­tion.
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